Comment on a conversation.....

Earlier today on the phone:

Mom: Your father would like to talk to you
(phone gets passed)
Dad: So you're road raging now?
Me: It happens when I get frustrated
Dad: Can't you control yourself?
Me: I was in control of the car the entire time!
Dad: Where did you learn to road rage? Your mom never does that!
Me (laughing): Well I seem to remember that you struggle with elderly drivers
Dad: I don't recall that
Me: That's interesting
Dad: It's not road rage so much as instructing others on the proper way to operate a vehicle.
Me: Huh.