AKA Signs and symptoms that I've been reading too many US magazines:
So in my dream I was flying to Alaska with Jon & Kate plus 8 and all of their crew and nannies
(in my dream they weren't getting divorced which makes sense because that makes me really sad)
We were flying to Alaska in a plane that apparently was huge enough to have five million bathrooms and a movie theatre
(when you have to go to the bathroom and you're sleeping do you dream about bathrooms? I do-TMI?)
After I helped get the 8 Gosselin children settled in the movie theatre for their flight
(because I'm just that helpful)
I sat in the front row of the movie theatre plane with my best friend, Robert Pattinson
(seriously? I don't even like him! I think he's only cute in certain photo spreads, not actually in real life and DEFINITELY not as Edward in Twilight)
Rob and I were laughing about how paparazzi would probably take pictures of us and think we were dating, even though we were just BFF
(so apparently I want to be chased by paparazzi now?)
And the movie they were showing during our flight on the movie theatre plane?
Twilight
(the movie I can't even get through a 2nd time)
That's all I'm going to say
2 comments:
That's absolutely fantastic. I think your US Weekly addiction is getting to you. :)
That is hilarious :)
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