Dear Greasy Gym Man,
I know you like to come to the gym classes. I'm not faulting you for that. HOWEVER, when you dress for the gym, keep one thought in mind. Wearing white mesh shorts with colored, saggy, fruit-of-the-looms underneath is not a good look. For anyone. Please take this into careful consideration and make the necessary changes.
Sincerely,
The Girl On The Bench Behind You*
*And possibly the rest of the class
4 comments:
Ditto!! hahahahaha!
your Mother
Lololololol..... Saggy. So much "blech" for such a small word.... Need to rid my mind of this vivd picture you have painted!!
Saggy is right up there with soggy. Also, moist.
Thanks, Jen. How am I ever going to get this clever little visual of yours out of my head? My usual mantra of "calm blue ocean" is NOT helping!!!!!!
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