Monday, March 2, 2009

Comment on the things we think but do not say.....

First of all I'd like to thank everyone for the positive comments on my haircut-I have definitely decided that I love it curly-and I can even pull it back into a ponytail now for the gym-very exciting.

Anyway things have been quite stressful at work lately-morale might be a little low-no big deal. While driving home today after a particularly trying night I remembered a scene from The Office-from the episode 'Survivorman'. Michael was in the forest thinking he was alone yet being protected in secret by Dwight. He decides to yell what's on his mind because nobody around him can hear it-so he yells:
"I wish I could have gone on that cool retreat with Ryan!!"
"Jan has plastic boobs!!"
"I Have Hem-orr-hoids!!"

I want to go into the forest and yell things that nobody can hear just to yell them-
"I'm sick of trying to please everyone!!"
"I can't fit in my jeans!!"
"Down with the Trifecta!!"
"I can't precept!!!"

Now it's your turn-if you feel like yelling something on my comments feel free-

That is all.

6 comments:

Tara said...

I am with you.

"Why does eveything I cook lately turn out dry?"

"All I need is 10 minutes to brush my teeth and get dressed--alone!"

"I need a break!"

I would write a 4th but Michael has already said it for me . . . .

Shannon said...

"Why are Mini Eggs only available for a few months each year?!!!!"

"I'm sick of Mini Eggs making me gain 10 lbs every year!"

"I AM SOOO OVER EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WINTER!!!"

Jess Beach said...

"Why don't Tony's make hot pockets anymore?!"

"My father-in-law won't leave Mike & I alone!!!!"

"I wish my feet were normal!!!!!"

Whew. I feel better. Thanks J's. :)

Shannon said...

Jen I cannot believe more people haven't vented in comments. What are people afraid of?

Unknown said...

I totally agree Shannon-I am happy to see that some people were bold enough to yell things out. Let's be honest-it doesn't hurt to do it-no judgements placed here! I have a few more things to add:
1. Why haven't I lost any weight after giving up Diet Coke????
2. I hate awkward dinner conversations!
3. My doctor's skin is orange!!

Unknown said...

I have even more things to yell-it's early in the A.M. and the filter is gone and nobody reads these comments anyway, right?

1. I prefer my family to any other family in the entire world!

2. I wish my parents lived closer!

3. I hate going to extended family gatherings when I'm the only person there from my immediate family!

4. I want a dog!!! Really bad!!!!